Online Dating

Note to Self:
Do not email, wink, or otherwise communicate with a guy who has a shirtless photo of himself on his profile.  He clearly already loves himself enough for both of you.

Family

Note to Self:
Remember to thank your parents for sending you to school and not having a stripper pole in their bedroom.

Communication

Note to Self:

Remember that you don't always have to get the last text in.  The conversation would have been better with one less message anyway.

Dress Code

Note to Self:
Learn which shades of green are acceptable to wear on St. Patrick's Day in order to avoid hearing about it from the coworkers.  Apparently, not all greens are created equal.

In the Kitchen

Note to Self:
Get Ziploc containers. Tupperware is too expensive to let get so moldy you have to hold back your bile to get it out of the fridge.