Postive

Note to Self:
Next time I'm feeling down about dating or being single, remember the compliments freely given by men instead of the idiots who rejected me.

Booze

Note to Self:
Beer goggles apply to online dating as well as real life.  Proceed with caution.

Dining Options

Note to Self:
Buy some meat next time you go to the grocery store.  If you plan to keep a man around the house, this foodstuff will be essential to most meals or snacks.

Foodie

Note to Self:
Avoid red onions at all cost.  They are never worth the aftermath.